Dating Advice For Bruce Wayne

As part of my new series offering advice geared toward important public figures, I offer this dating advice for Bruce Wayne in the hopes that you, too, might find something you can use.

Dear Bruce,

Think you are the billionaire playboy that other billionaire playboys envy? Well, you might just be overlooking some of the little things that keep you from landing that special someone. Don't just glide along while other men fly! Here are a few tips you may be overlooking:


Money and good looks aren’t enough (I know! I’m shocked too!) Cultivate hobbies and personal projects so she knows you aren’t depending on her to make your life meaningful. No girl likes a brooder!

Even a simple girl who loves a nice fire wants to break out and get crazy sometimes. Be ready to get dressed up and have a night out when that’s what she’s asking for. Pay attention to the signals!

If you take her to a big top-floor party, don’t leave her to fend for herself among all the strange men and women in your world. At least check in with her regularly, or you might find some other rascal trying to steal her away from you!

They may not mention it, but women like some attention to personal style. A nice V-neck sweater might win that warm approval that you didn’t even know you needed.

Sure, you have friends, and she understands--- she likes it. But they can’t hang around the house all the time playing on your computer.

Everyone has professional ladders to climb, but if your work responsibilities are leaving you too tired to fulfill her in the sack, you need to think seriously about what is important to you: a bunch of guys in suits? Or building real relationships that will last a lifetime?

Girls may not be as impressed as you’d like with all of your "amazing" toys and gadgets. You don't want her telling her friends about all the junk you keep around the house, do you? Consider having a nice private room set aside so that your more peculiar and child-like things aren’t always on display.

It is important to show you are still friends with your ex, but only up to a point. No woman will put up with you rushing off to answer the call of some dramatic ex-girlfriend who has herself in a bind.

Don’t get discouraged! You won’t be able to keep hold of everyone, but there are plenty of new adventures to take on! And you never know, some of those old flames may come back to take another shot at you. Keep that chin showing! Nobody wins every time they step in to bat.

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